Posted on December 14, 2014 by gooberzilla
Monitor your processor run times, because Appleseed: Alpha is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman.
Review in a Nutshell: Appleseed: Alpha has excellent visual design and some good character moments, but a weak antagonist, a derivative plot, and far too little action. Still, it has cyborgs driving things, so A+ / 5 Stars / Would Buy from Again.
Oh, Two Horns. You so crazy.
Filed under: Animation, Comic Book Movies, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: Animation, Appleseed, Briareos Hecantochires, Cyborgs, Deunan Knute, Greek Mythology, Masamune Shirow, Motion Capture, Post-Apocalyptic Films, Robots, Science Fiction, Shinji Aramaki | 2 Comments »
Posted on December 7, 2014 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your (robot) butts, because Starchaser: The Legend of Orin is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the inexplicable movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Oli Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: Starchaser is an oddity. A 3D film with rotoscoped animation, Starchaser is also a blatant Star Wars knockoff filled with weird religious symbolism and uncomfortable subtext. Watch it at your peril.
Filed under: Animation, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: 3D Movies, Animation, Robots | 7 Comments »
Posted on November 30, 2014 by gooberzilla
November is coming to a close, and while we all congeal like so much leftover turkey gravy, it’s time for some more anime fun. We tackle Macross Plus with special guest hosts Andrew from Collection DX and Sean Ryan from Alpha Counter. CLICK HERE or on the DVD cover above to download our review of the film, which features in depth discussion of Macross legal wrangling and our speculations on which Macross series is the best for introducing new people to the franchise.
My Little Murderous A.I. Can’t be This Cute.
Filed under: Animation, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: Artificial Intelligence, Ichiro Itano, Idol Singers, Macross, Robotech, Science Fiction, Shinichiro Watanabe, Shoji Kawamori, Valkyrie, Yoko Kanno | 7 Comments »
Posted on November 24, 2014 by gooberzilla
Get the bug spray, because Kingdom of the Spiders is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget killer critter flick trying to cash in on the popularity of Jaws and The Birds, Kingdom of the Spiders features a surprisingly sharp escalation of tension, a surprisingly bleak conclusion, and an absolutely ridiculous number of adorable, cuddly tarantulas.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tagged: Arizona, Creature Features, John 'Bud' Cardos, Killer Critters, Spiders, WILLIAM SHATNER, Woody Strode | 4 Comments »
Posted on November 9, 2014 by gooberzilla
Break out your Guitar Hero controller, because My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks is the greatest movie EVER!
Click on the title or the deceptive DVD cover above to download our review of the film,
featuring Neil Nadelman and Kara Dennison.
Review in a Nutshell: At first glance, a shallow cash-grab sequel of a blatant toy-shilling spin-off. In actuality, a shockingly good story of struggle, failure, and redemption that surpasses the original Equestria Girls film in every way.
Filed under: Animation, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Children's Animation, Children's Films, Daniel Ingram, Friendship is Magic, Jayson Thiessen, Meghan McCarthy, Musicals, My Little Pony, Rainbow Rocks, Tara Strong | 4 Comments »
Posted on November 2, 2014 by gooberzilla
Rack one into the chamber, because Shoot `Em Up is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film,
featuring Daryl Surat of Anime World Order.
Review in a Nutshell: An over-the-top action film with a strong sense of humor, Shoot `Em Up seems doomed to be miss-classified and miss-categorized. This film is the director’s love letter to the sort of improbable action sequences pioneered by the violent Hong Kong films of the 1990s, and thus it doesn’t entirely fit in among comparable Western films.
Eat your vegetables.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Action Movies, Clive Owen, Michael Davis, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti, Peter Pau | 15 Comments »
Posted on October 27, 2014 by gooberzilla
Broadswords and frying pans make great anti-werewolf weapons, and Dog Soldiers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Gruesome and gory, Dog Soldiers is a fun little action-horror film with a grotesque sense of humor and great onscreen chemistry among the soldiers. The werewolf suits are pretty cool, too.
Filed under: Commando, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Werewolves | Tagged: Horror, Kevin McKidd, Liam Cunningham, Military Science Fiction, Neil Marshall, Sean Pertwee, Werewolves | 4 Comments »