Strap on your scabbards, adventurers, because
Mazes and Monsters is the Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Helpful Skeletons. (“Beware the Sacrilege!”)
Crazy people.
Stupid Hats.
FINAL THOUGHT!
I hope that dragon fails its Saving Throw vs Doritos…
COMING SOON!
We’re going to keep this Satanic Death bus a-rollin’
when Chad “Winter” Clayton returns to take a stab at
The Black Cauldron.
Sweet oogly-moogly! I just had a Disney film marathon with my little cousin and we watched Black Cauldron. I remember it being joke-scary (as in extremely scary for those of you not from the UK) when I was a kid, but my cousin didn’t even whimper. Maybe she’s just a tough cookie, but I reckon it’s all this hippity-hop and MTV’s that’s desensitizing the young-un’s.
I watched this (or really selected scenes) with a friend recently. We both noticed that nothing about M&M the game resembles any role-playing game we’ve played. You can see when they’re playing the game that their characters’ sheet, save the really well-done potrait, have nothing that remotely looks like a character sheet from D&D: no attributes, no real skills, only a list of spells and powers. It’s like it’s their notes from a script-reading.
I’m not even sure how the game board is supposed to work, with it getting filled in haphazardly while they play. But, the cardboard figures are cool.
I just saw a few minutes of Black Cauldron recently it looked like a good cartoon.
oh and good luck to Katherine