Greatest Movie EVER

Mysterious Muscle Crossover: Poe Knows Sinbad

Posted on February 11, 2012. Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Zombies | Tags: , , , , , , |

Hoist the anchor and mind the mizzenmast, because Sinbad (1989) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the VHS cover or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Keith Allison of Teleport City and The Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit. Review in a Nutshell:  A delightfully lunatic children’s [...]

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Michael Preston is a Wicked Wizard who Conquers the Space

Posted on February 4, 2012. Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

Gather up your magic power crystals, because Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review, featuring guest host Mike Toole.  (He’s from the Internet.) Review in a Nutshell:  Shamelessly cribbing from numerous other films such as Mad Max and Star [...]

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Men WITH Hats.

Posted on January 29, 2012. Filed under: Drama, Greatest Movie EVER | Tags: , , , , , , , |

Watch out for dingos, because Quigley Down Under is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review in a Nutshell:  A competently composed film set in the wild west of Australia, Quigley Down Under has solid performances, some [...]

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“I Demand Authentic Stallone Butt”

Posted on January 22, 2012. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

Gas up the monster trucks, because Tango & Cash is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hosts Daryl and Gerald of AnimeWorldOrder and Guy Woodruff of DEEP HURTING. Review in a Nutshell:  Mere words fail to describe how truly [...]

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Occupy Omni Consumer Products?

Posted on January 14, 2012. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Ninjas, Robots, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Fuel up the jet pack and unpack the robot ninjas, because RoboCop 3 is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review in a Nutshell:  Urban revolutionaries, machine gun arm attachments, and Mohawk-sporting goons…somehow it all [...]

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The Merry Adventures of Tito and The Wolfman

Posted on January 7, 2012. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Most Dangerous Game, Werewolves | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

Zip up those yellow jumpsuits, because Turkey Shoot is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Oliver from the Welcome to the Brain Palace Podcast. Review in a Nutshell:  An inexplicable mash-up of “women in prison” and “most dangerous game” films, [...]

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“…and a Happy New Year (of the Cage?)”

Posted on January 1, 2012. Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Zombies | Tags: , , , , , , |

Break out your Seal of Solomon rings, because Season of the Witch is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Jon Brescia. Review in a Nutshell:  Triple-wolves, zombie monks, Ron Perlman head-butting everything in sight, and Nicolas Cage’s primordial hair piece…what’s [...]

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“Merry Christmas, You Filthy Man-Animals!”

Posted on December 25, 2011. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Attach those alien nose-plugs, because Battlefield Earth is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Max Dunn. Review in a Nutshell:  Listen up, rat-brain!  Just because a movie has an incomprehensible plot, hammy acting, ridiculous dialog, and goofy special [...]

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Sean Totally Stole My Pun

Posted on December 16, 2011. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tags: , , , , |

Hold onto your hatchets, because Deep Red is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review in a Nutshell:  A suspenseful film with beautiful composition but a somewhat surreal plot, Deep Red is considered by many to be the [...]

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Brontosaurus gonna EAT YOU!!!

Posted on December 9, 2011. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Drama, Greatest Movie EVER | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Load up the tranquilizer guns, because Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend is the “Greatest” Movie EVER. Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M. and some embarrassing childhood stories. Review in a Nutshell:   Slow, ponderous, and not particularly bright … and that’s not describing the dinosaurs!  I [...]

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