Posted on April 19, 2015 by gooberzilla
Put on your X-ray specs, because ‘If Looks Could Kill’ is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A comedic send-up of spy movies featuring Richard Grieco as a high-school French student turned involuntary secret agent, ‘If Looks Could Kill’ is both surprisingly gruesome and surprisingly humorous. It’s just the right level of dumb to be entertaining. Special thanks to Jeff Phillips for requesting this one through the IndieGoGo campaign.
Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Comedy, Espionage, France, Fred Dekker, Linda Hunt, Richard Grieco, Spy Movies, William Dear | 4 Comments »
Posted on April 5, 2015 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your neurons, because Push (2009) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Clarissa from Anime World Order.
Review in a Nutshell: Push (2009) is a high concept action / science fiction film with surprisingly well realized characters and some genuinely entertaining moments. With a little tighter editing, it could have been a fun little cinematic gem, but as it stands its more a diamond in the rough.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi | Tagged: Camilla Belle, Chris Evans, Conspiracy, Dakota Fanning, Djimon Hounsou, ESP, Hong Kong, Ming-Na Wen, Paul McGuigan, Psychics, Telekinesis, Xiaolu Li | 9 Comments »
Posted on March 22, 2015 by gooberzilla
Make sure you warm up that stethoscope, because Dr. Giggles is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom ‘Internet Terrorist’ Pandich and Kristina ‘ChibiUFO’ Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: Dr. Giggles is a strange film. Ostensibly a horror movie, Larry Drake plays the titular slasher-villain like a live-action cartoon, while the rest of the cast is mostly dramatically serious in their roles. The contrast is jarring, and although I appreciate terrible puns as much as the next person, the movie never quite strikes the proper balance between horror and humor.
Yes, this scene is accompanied by at least one “give me a hand” pun. It’s mandatory.
Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tagged: Cliff De Young, Dr. Giggles, Evil Doctors, Holly Marie Combs, Larry Drake, Manny Coto, Slasher Films | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 8, 2015 by gooberzilla
Hold on to your fur boots and your flint ax-heads, because Yor: The Hunter from the Future is undeniably The Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherin the Great.
Review in a Nutshell: A zany mash-up of post-apocalyptic and prehistoric films, Yor: The Hunter from the Future is buoyed up by the charming performance of Reb Brown as a futuristic caveman with perfect hair and a winning smile. Also included are lethal robots, savage tribes, and giant rubber dinosaurs.
The infamous hang-gliding scene.
Filed under: Dinosaurs, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: Antonio Marghereti, Cavemen, Dinosaurs, Post-Apocalyptic Films, Reb Brown, Robots, Sword and Sandals | 5 Comments »
Posted on February 15, 2015 by gooberzilla
Let your freak flag fly, because Nightbreed is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring ‘Internet Terrorist’ Tom Pandich and Violence Jill.
Review in a Nutshell: Clive Barker is a weird dude and Canada is a strange place in this dark fantasy / supernatural romance that was originally miss-advertised as a slasher flick. The Director’s Cut of Nightbreed is a superior version of the film in nearly every respect, although Paul still has his reservations. See the film for its imaginative make-up effects and grim sense of humor.
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Vampires, Zombies | Tagged: Anne Bobby, Clive Barker, Craig Sheffer, Dark Fantasy, David Cronenberg, Doug Bradley, Hugh Ross, Monsters, Nightbreed, Supernatural Romance | 16 Comments »
Posted on February 8, 2015 by gooberzilla
It’s that time again. Time for another Godzilla movie review. Time for the three Godzilla fans in the audience to rejoice and everyone else to despair. This time, Mike Dent and I dish on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla, the penultimate Showa-era Godzilla film. CLICK HERE or on the banner above to download our review of the film, featuring much love for shady Interpol agents and the shaggy King Caesar.
Filed under: Godzilla, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi, Spies | Tagged: Akihiko Hirata, Anguirus, Godzilla, Hiroshi Koizumi, Jun Fukuda, Kaiju, King Caesar, Mechagodzilla, Toho Studios | 6 Comments »
Posted on February 1, 2015 by gooberzilla
Polish up your kali sticks and whack some demons in the face, because I, Frankenstein is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the lobby poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.
Review in a Nutshell: Critically panned and commercially a bomb, I, Frankenstein had the potential to be an entertaining supernatural action flick. Unfortunately, the script never manages to glue together its disparate elements, and as a result the Frankenstein character feels like an afterthought in the movie that bears his name.
Filed under: Comic Book Movies, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Demons, France, Frankenstein, Gargoyles, Kevin Grevioux, Mary Shelley, Miranda Otto, Stuart Beattie, Yvonne Strahovski | 6 Comments »