“You are not brought upon this world to get it!”

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Get ready to shake the pillars of Heaven, because Big Trouble and Little China is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: It’s all in the reflexes.

Guest Spot on The Info Zombie Podcast!

Hey, everyone.  Carl Boehm of The Info Zombie invited me to talk about John Carpenter’s Halloween and the challenges of horror literature.

CLICK HERE or on the graphic above to check it out.

Eldritch Horrors: In the Mouth of Madness

Do you read Sutter Kane?  Because In the Mouth of Madness is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: A reality-bending, Lovecraftian pastiche that never really comes together, In the Mouth of Madness is an interesting failure. It’s not nearly as bad as everyone claims it is, though.

And thus we conclude our H.P. Lovecraft theme month. Thanks for listening, Lovecraft fans, and eldritch dreams to one and all.

Der Uberklaw

Hide the mirrors, because Prince of Darkness is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  A great concept hampered by some weak characterizations, Prince of Darkness is a film that almost suceeds at replicating Lovecraftian cosmic horror.  It serves as the second entry of John Carpenter’s “Apocalypse Trilogy”.

This movie contains:

Satan?

Satan.

SATAN!!!

Who Goes There?

Fire up your flame-thrower, because John Carpenter’s The Thing is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.

Review in a Nutshell:   Brimming over with gore and paranoia, John Carpenter’s The Thing is a pessimistic vision and a luminary example of  the science fiction / horror subgenre.

COMING SOON!

“You fool!  My kung fu is best!”

OBEY.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Which one is Tango, which one is Cash?

Best Buds 4EVER.

Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.

I <3 Meg Foster

I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.

OBEY.

Modern Living.

The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.

Mom is Totally Fired.


Escape from LA is the Greatest Movie EVER, much to the chagrin of Dave and Joel over at Fast Karate for the Gentlemen.

 

2 Minutes, 4 Seconds In:

The name I was looking for here was “Lee Van Cleef”.

 

3 Minutes, 16 Seconds In:

Cuervo Jones, the villain of this picture. He’s into love and peace.

 

15 Minutes, 21 Seconds In:

I don’t care what Mom says, Pam Grier is all woman. Even when she’s technically a man.

 

17 Minutes, 34 Seconds In:

Mom is totally fired. But fear not, intrepid listeners, she’ll certainly be back. Only at greatly reduced pay…

 

COMING SOON!

“I don’t need no gun!”

 

That’s right, folks. Tune in soon to hear the Almighty Gooberzilla, Daryl Surat from AnimeWorldOrder, and the aforementioned Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentlemen tackle the transcendent glory of the Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER, Commando!

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