Ninjas
“Cyberpunk? NAJICA!?!”
Jack into your virtual reality headset, because Johnny Mnemonic is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman. Review in a Nutshell: Johnny Mnemonic is a poor adaptation with a surprisingly high number [...]
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Strap on your bandana, because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review in a Nutshell: Nostalgia notwithstanding, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles holds up surprisingly well for a children’s film. The action and humor are [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 20 so far )“Kwantsu, Dudes!”
Wax up your surf boards, because Surf Ninjas is The Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting and his Ernie Reyes Jr fetish. Review in a Nutshell: A goofy premise, good action choreography, and jokes that work more often [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 17 so far )God Bless Uwe Boll Part III: Not LotR, Srsly
Break out the boomerangs, because In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, aka Jason Statham Rides a Horse and Kills People, is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder. Review in a [...]
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Break out those exploding shurikens, because Rage of Honor is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download the review. Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by terrible camera-work and Sho Kosugi’s broken Engrish, Rage of Honor is not an ideal ninja movie. Still, we at the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )Daryl demands that I name this post “Drink Your Vegetables”.
Hold onto your golf balls, because Ninja III: The Domination is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: Inexplicably tacking The Exorcist and Flashdance onto a ninja film, Ninja III: The Domination may just be the pinnacle of cinematic ninja shenigans. It’s a crime that this film is not available on DVD. This movie [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 15 so far )Ninjas Stole this Episode from Daryl Surat.
Prepare to lurk in public restroom stalls and playgrounds, because Revenge of the Ninja is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: The second film in the unofficial “Ninja Trilogy”, Revenge of the Ninja is a real-deal ninja movie starring real-deal ninja, Sho Kosugi. Be prepared for skullduggery and lots of dirty tricks in this [...]
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Paul may be a bit of a John Woo hater, but Last Hurrah for Chivalry is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: Combining manly melodrama with innovative action scenes, Last Hurrah for Chivalry is a kung fu classic. It works equally well when you’re on heavy medication, too. Sleeping Wizard, or Snoopy? Aerial [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 13 so far )Big Month of Mark – Double Dragon
Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER! This movie contains: Awesome Hair. AWESOME HAIR. Fuzzy Memories. ERRATA: I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael! COMING SOON! The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.
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