Stomp Romp / Zilla Thrilla: Mega Mecha Double Feature

Posted on January 26, 2013 by gooberzilla

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Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! We’re kicking off the first entry in our Godzilla theme event with a review of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla and Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.!

Click HERE or on the image above to download this episode, a podcast full of M.O.M., Mechagodzilla, and Mothra.

FINAL THOUGHT!
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“Man, I am soooooooo hung-over.”

Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.

Filed under: Dinosaurs, Fantasy, Godzilla, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: , , , , , , | 3 Comments »

Faster, Robot! Kill, Kill!

Posted on November 4, 2012 by gooberzilla

Hold onto your ice cream cones, because Chopping Mall is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Max Dunn.

Review in a Nutshell:  A low budget slasher flick produced by Roger Corman and directed by Jim Wynorski, Chopping Mall is better than it has any right to be.  The killer robots steal the show.

This movie contains:

Chewing Gum.

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4th Time’s a Charm?

Posted on September 23, 2012 by gooberzilla

Fire up your Thermos cannons, because Alien: Resurrection is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean Ryan of the Alpha Counter podcast.

Review in a Nutshell:  Strong set design and the presence of Ron Perlman are not enough to save Alien: Resurrection, a film that is saddled with a mediocre Joss Whedon script and the bizarre cinematic affectations of Jean-Pierre Jeunet.

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 19 Comments »

If Loving Robots is Wrong…

Posted on July 12, 2012 by gooberzilla

Hide the freon, because Crash and Burn is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew from The Veef Show.

Review in a Nutshell:  A low-budget science fiction slasher film, Crash and Burn cribs more from The Terminator than from earlier Charles Band properties.  Along with Robot Wars, this is one of many films purported to be a sequel to Robot Jox.

This movie contains:

The Future!

Hand Trauma.

Bill Moseley, Paragon of Acting Technology.

Melancholy Robots.

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Emergency Podcast System: Prometheus

Posted on June 13, 2012 by gooberzilla

We interrupt our regularly scheduled podcast to bring you this special announcement:  Prometheus is terrible.

Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hosts Ian Strope of the Futile Podcast and Rachel Pandich, author of indie comic book Aspire.

Review in a Nutshell:  Although undeniably beautiful in terms of cinematography and production design, Prometheus suffers from a poor script with writing that disintegrates into a flaming wreck by the movie’s conclusion.  Some people claim the film posses too many unanswered questions.  I claim the opposite: the film answers too many questions, and the answers it gives are dumb.

Filed under: Horror, Robots, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , | 61 Comments »

Occupy Omni Consumer Products?

Posted on January 14, 2012 by gooberzilla

Fuel up the jet pack and unpack the robot ninjas, because RoboCop 3 is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Urban revolutionaries, machine gun arm attachments, and Mohawk-sporting goons…somehow it all goes terribly, terribly wrong in this film directed by Fred Dekker and written by Frank Miller.  Not even Rip Torn can save this movie.

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Ninjas, Robots, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments »

Rock `Em Sock `Em Robots, Redux

Posted on December 2, 2011 by gooberzilla

Strap on your bicycle helmets, because Robot Wars is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host Andrew from Collection DX and The Veef Show.

Review in a Nutshell:  A straight-to-video science fiction film with a simple premise and a shoe-string budget, Robot Wars does a lot with very little.  The stop-motion animation and laser effects are especially good.

This movie contains:

A giant robot.

Captain Marion McJerkypants.

Asian Tourists with Laser Cameras.

HOLY CRAP, ANOTHER GIANT ROBOT!  Who could have predicted that?

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Bonus Content: Avengers Assemble!

Posted on August 12, 2011 by gooberzilla

Time for some more kiddy cartoons!

CLICK HERE or on the image above to download a bonus episode in which Sean “Hollywood” Hunting and I gush all over Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.

Review in a Nutshell:  Avengers is one of only a handful of Marvel animated properties that does justice to the source material.  It’s a great animated series that can be enjoyed by children of all ages, with sharp writing and strong characterization.

FINAL THOUGHT:

The theme song is @#$%ing terrible, though.

Filed under: Animation, Comic Book Movies, Fantasy, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments »

Bad Highlander, starring the Worst Highlander

Posted on August 5, 2011 by gooberzilla

Break out the katanas and the rocking guitar solos, because Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuing Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Beautifully animated but structurally crippled, Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is still not the worst Highlander property, even if Colin MacCleod is hands-down the worst Highlander.  Paul blames the script; Sean blames the director.  A fabulous time is had by all.

This movie contains:

Chainsaw-wielding Cannibal Mutants.

Druid Ghosts.

Nice Mullet, Jerk.

Sweet Lovin’, Eighties Style.

FINAL THOUGHT:

The best thing to result from this anime.

Filed under: Animation, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: , , , , , | 11 Comments »

Ax Dancing, Sexy Robots, Rambo, Red Sonja?

Posted on June 9, 2011 by gooberzilla

Remember to eat your fruit and vegetables, because Cobra is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.

Review in a Nutshell:  There are some movies that define an era, embedding themselves in the fabric of popular media and influencing later films for decades to come.  And there are films like Cobra, which encapsulate the craziest elements of an entire period in film and then are promptly, tragically forgotten.

This movie contains:

Killer Nerds?

Practical Solutions in Cutlery.

Fast Food Atrocities.

Sexy Robots?

FINAL THOUGHT:

Behold, the infamous music video montage!

Filed under: Commando, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 29 Comments »

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