It Came from Bronson Canyon!

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Mix up the DDT, because Earth vs the Spider is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M..

Review in a Nutshell:  Combining nature footage of an adorable tarantula with some rather rough matte effects, Earth vs the Spider is a cheesy horror movie from the 1950s that nevertheless has a certain charm. Giant invertebrates on the rampage were a common theme back then.

This movie contains:

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Giant Spiders.

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This Lady.

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“Who’s callin’ Hugo?”

“I’m not going to say that it was aliens…”

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Bone up on your ancient Egyptian heiroglyphics, because Stargate is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film,

featuring guest host Ro from Atomic Trivia War 9000.

Review in a Nutshell: Like many of Emmerich’s other films, Stargate is long on production value and short on plot. Spader and Russell are able to bring life and personality to their characters, though, and the costumes and sets still look great nearly two decades after the film’s debut.

Stomp Romp / Zilla Thrilla: Big Dumb Dragonfly

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We’re a little behind, but we’re not draggin’ our feet any more

when it comes to publishing this review of Godzilla vs Megaguirus.

CLICK HERE or on the banner above to download this episode,

featuring Michael Mould of the Simply Syndicated network.

FINAL THOUGHT!

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Here comes the Hug-Monster.

Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.

How John Preston Got His Groove Back

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Burn the Mona Lisa, because Equilibrium is the Greatest Movie EVER!

 Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: Although it fails to strike the proper balance between brainy science fiction and dumb action movie, Equilibrium is a movie that succeeds despite itself, mostly on the strengths of Christian Bale’s performance and the action scenes featuring gun-kata, the improbably entertaining fictional martial art of wielding firearms.

This movie contains:

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Sean Bean, Offender of Senses.

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ACTING.

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“Hey, not my face. I need that.”

Stomp Romp / Zilla Thrilla: Scary Ghost Godzilla

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The giant monster mayhem continues with a review of

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.

Click HERE or on the banner above to download this episode,

featuring spiritual kaiju and an invasion by Mike Dent and Sapphire Ai of r5 Central.

FINAL THOUGHT!

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“What? How come I don’t get my name in the title!?!”

Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.

Welcome to Shell Beach

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Hold onto your sanity, because Dark City is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hosts

Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder and Mike Toole of Anime News Network.

Review in a Nutshell: Few works of cinematic speculative fiction deserve the word ‘visionary’ to describe their aesthetic. Dark City is one such film, although Paul deducts a few points for the bombastic nature of the movie’s conclusion.

This movie contains:

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Click the pic for MIND LASERS.

Stomp Romp / Zilla Thrilla: Mega Mecha Double Feature

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Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! We’re kicking off the first entry in our Godzilla theme event with a review of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla and Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.!

Click HERE or on the image above to download this episode, a podcast full of M.O.M., Mechagodzilla, and Mothra.

FINAL THOUGHT!
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“Man, I am soooooooo hung-over.”

Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.

A Day in the Life of Tim Maughan (Inside Joke)

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Boot up your computer-generated parrots, because Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the Japanese DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew from The Veef Show and Collection-DX.

Review in a Nutshell:  Low budget but groundbreaking, 20 Minutes into the Future is one of the few films that really deserves the term ‘cyberpunk’.  It has a droll, British sense of humor and great production design, and I highly recommend it to anyone that can manage to track it down.

Revenge of the Worm Scene, Part Deux

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Get ready to face your fears, because Galaxy of Terror is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherin the Great.

Review in a Nutshell:  A sometimes trashy, sometimes gruesome science fiction / horror movie with great production design and a well-rounded cast of character actors, Galaxy of Terror is half Alien rip-off and half homage to 1950s films like Forbidden Planet.  Watch it if you dare.

This film contains:

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Robert Englund, Space Commando.

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Eewie-gooey.

Naked Space Vampires

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Hold onto your precious essence, because Lifeforce is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the UK’s own Ollie Bulmer.

Review in a Nutshell:  Great special effects, droll British performances, and the lovely Mathilda May can’t prevent this troubled Golan / Globus production from being tugged in too many different directions at once.  Is this the Greatest Movie EVER?  Ollie and I disagree.

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