Posted on November 8, 2013 by gooberzilla
Sharpen up your katana, because Versus is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film,
featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting and Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Frenetic, funny, and action-packed, Versus is a genre-bending action / horror / Yakuza picture with a mystic twist. It’s an independent movie with a small budget and a big heart.
Filed under: Comedy, Commando, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Kung Fu, Vampires, Zombies | Tagged: Independent Films, Japanese Films, Reincarnation, Ryuhei Kitamura, Tak Sakaguchi, Versus, Yakuza, Zombies | 2 Comments »
Posted on September 15, 2013 by gooberzilla
Squeeze into your patent leather jumpsuit, because Planet of the Vampires is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,
featuring Jeremy of Destroy All Podcasts DX.
Review in a Nutshell: A pulpy science fiction / horror film made on no budget whatsoever, Planet of the Vampires nevertheless succeeds because of Mario Bava’s invasive cinematography, the weird aesthetics, and the clever twist. The film conveys a strong sense of tension throughout.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Sci Fi, Vampires | Tagged: America International Pictures, Ib Melchior, Mario Bava, Pulp Science Fiction, Science Fiction Films | 4 Comments »
Posted on December 16, 2012 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your precious essence, because Lifeforce is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the UK’s own Ollie Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: Great special effects, droll British performances, and the lovely Mathilda May can’t prevent this troubled Golan / Globus production from being tugged in too many different directions at once. Is this the Greatest Movie EVER? Ollie and I disagree.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Sci Fi, Vampires, Zombies | Tagged: Aliens, Aubrey Morris, Cannon Film Group, Dan O'Bannon, Frank Finlay, Golan / Globus, Invasion, Mathilda May, Michael Gothard, Paranoia, Patrick Stewart, Peter Firth, Steve Railsback, Tobe Hooper, Vampires | 5 Comments »
Posted on March 27, 2010 by gooberzilla
Break out the repeating crossbows, because Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or movie title above to download our review of the film.
Review in a Nutshell: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the best of the Underworld series, mostly because it riffs on Lord of the Rings rather than The Matrix. Also, this time the vampires finally get what’s coming to them.
This movie contains:
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Vampires, Werewolves | Tagged: Bill Nighy, Dark Ages, Dark Fantasy, Horror, Michael Sheen, Patrick Tatopoulos, Rhona Mitra, Underworld, Vampires, Werewolves | 12 Comments »
Posted on June 19, 2009 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your viscera, because Against the Dark is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: A messy, straight-to-DVD action / horror movie, Against the Dark begs the question: Which is the real lumbering, undead monster? A vampire? Or Steven Seagal’s career?
Filed under: Commando, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Kung Fu, Vampires, Zombies | Tagged: Horror Movies, Keith David, Martial Arts, Steven Seagal, Vampires, Zombies | 11 Comments »
Posted on August 11, 2007 by gooberzilla
Packed to the brim with yummy eighties goodness,
The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
The Wolf-Man. (AWOOOOOO!)
The Creature from the Black Lagoon.
This movie also contains:
Children with a staunch belief in the Second Amendment.
Tim Robbins has issues…
Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Vampires, Werewolves | 7 Comments »
Posted on March 24, 2007 by gooberzilla
Despite it’s lack of both plot and character, Van Helsing is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER.
This film contains:
Practical Combat Outfits!
Hit it in its Weak-Spot for Massive Damage!
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Horror, Vampires, Werewolves | 6 Comments »
Posted on January 17, 2007 by gooberzilla
It doesn’t take a rocket-scientist to realize that BloodRayne is the Worst Movie EVER. And yet, I think the entire world should watch it. Everyone must know my pain.
On a side note, if it sounds like my voice is being strained through the guts of a cybernetic monkey, that’s because I had one of the quality settings incorrect when I recorded this. I apologize in advance.
2 Minutes, 57 Seconds In:
Kristanna Loken. She’s a cutie.
3 Minutes, 18 Seconds In:
Sir Ben Kingsley in another outrageous wig.
This is the only expression he uses in the entire film.
5 Minutes, 2 Seconds In:
Michael Madsen does not know how to swing a sword.
5 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:
Damostir, Kagan’s chief thrall. I dig his punk-rock haircut.
9 Minutes, 41 Seconds In:
MEATLOAF!!! OH SNAP!
For all those that are not yet convinced
that this movie was made under the influence of intoxicating substances:
Purple haze / up in my brain!
This photo makes me think naughty things.
Filed under: Fantasy, Horror, Uwe Boll, Vampires, Video Game Movies, Worst Movie EVER | 7 Comments »
Posted on November 28, 2006 by gooberzilla
In flagrant defiance of all evidence to the contrary, Ultraviolet is the Greatest Movie EVER.
4 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:
Nick Chinlund as Daxus. I love this guy.
8 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:
Cameron Bright as Six. Not quite so loveable.
Come on, Katherine, the movie wasn’t THAT bad…
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi, Vampires | 14 Comments »