Posted on July 27, 2014 by gooberzilla
You were expecting Crusher Joe, but it was me, Vampire Hunter D(io)!
Terrible meme humor aside, July is coming to a close and we’d be remiss if we didn’t offer up another quivering slab of Anime Fun Time. This time Tom and I take a look at Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, a slick albeit strange theatrical film from 2000. In a movie filled with vampires, torso-wolves, mechanical horses, steampunk tanks, and ghost lasers, can a fun time be far behind? Click on the movie title or the DVD cover above to find out!
Ghost vampires are like the worst kind of vampire.
Filed under: Animation, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Sci Fi, Vampires, Werewolves | Tagged: Anime, Hideyuki Kikuchi, Jack Fletcher, John DiMaggio, Madhouse, Vampires, Yoshiaki Kawajiri, Yoshitaka Amano | 9 Comments »
Posted on January 24, 2014 by gooberzilla
Come on out of your shell, because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER.
Review in a Nutshell: This one’s a bloodbath. I believe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is a bad movie that does not hold up to starry-eyed childhood nostalgia. My co-hosts disagree. I get to write these blurbs, though, so I WIN! MWA HA HA!
Filed under: Comedy, Comic Book Movies, Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Werewolves, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Comic Book Movies, Kevin Clash, Kevin Eastman, Kevin Nash, Ninja, Peter Laird, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 20 Comments »
Posted on October 24, 2013 by gooberzilla
Polish up your golden, spiked bikini because Conquest is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the (ENTIRELY ACCURATE) movie poster or the title above
to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Oli Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: A dark fantasy Spanish / Italian / Mexican co-production that cribs liberally from such films as Conan the Barbarian, Clan of the Cave Bear, Clash of the Titans, and Beastmaster, Conquest is long on smoke machines and short on plot. Expect wolf men, cave men, swamp mummies, and bows that shoot lasers. It’s a very strange film which I think everyone should watch, because Lucio Fulci is a weird dude.
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Werewolves, Zombies | Tagged: Dark Fantasy, Exploitation Films, George Rivero, Italian Films, Lucio Fulci, Mexico, Spanish Films, Sword and Sandals, Sword and Sorcery | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 22, 2013 by gooberzilla
Beware the moon, because An American Werewolf in London is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Internet Terrorist (and Master of Air Sex) Thomas Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: An old-fashioned horror tale with plenty of humor to lighten the mood, An American Werewolf in London also set the standard for on-screen transformation sequences that has yet to be surprassed.
Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Werewolves | Tagged: Academy Award Winners, David Naughton, Griffin Dunne, Jenny Agutter, John Landis, Lycanthropy, Rick Baker, Werewolves | 9 Comments »
Posted on April 23, 2012 by gooberzilla
Break out the silver bullets, because Monster Dog is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, feauting Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Staggeringly terrible rubber werewolf puppets mixed with spooky cinematography and a great location, Monster Dog is not quite Troll 2 levels of awesome, but it comes awfully close.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Werewolves, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Alice Cooper, Claudio Fragasso, Horror Movies, Spanish Films, Werewolves | 7 Comments »
Posted on January 7, 2012 by gooberzilla
Zip up those yellow jumpsuits, because Turkey Shoot is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Oliver from the Welcome to the Brain Palace Podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: An inexplicable mash-up of “women in prison” and “most dangerous game” films, Turkey Shoot is alternatively considered the apex and the nadir of Australian exploitation film.
This movie contains:
An Arrow Through the Mouth.
A Dapper Wolfman.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Most Dangerous Game, Werewolves | Tagged: Australian Films, Brian Trenchard-Smith, Exploitation Films, Fascism, Most Dangerous Game, Olivia Hussey, Roger Ward, Science Fiction Films, Steve Railsback, Werewolves, Women in Prison Films | 3 Comments »