Too Cool for Words

Posted on February 17, 2013 by gooberzilla

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Hold onto your belts, because Pootie Tang is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , | 15 Comments »

Sean’s Funtime Adventure!

Posted on January 13, 2013 by gooberzilla

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Hold on to your magical bo staves, because The Forbidden Kingdom is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: With glimmers of its true potential shining through despite poor editing and a hackneyed script, The Forbidden Kingdom nevertheless manages to squander an enormous amount of talent.  Our whopping 63 minute podcast explains all the reasons why Sean describes this film as a ‘kung fu love letter written by an illiterate’.

Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments »

Sean goes Ballistic?

Posted on October 14, 2012 by gooberzilla

Hold onto your nanomachines, because Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever is probably not the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Wow, this movie is bad.  Not even Antonio Banderas smoking and Ray Park doing flip-kicks can save this production from lifeless action sequences and a catastrophically muddled script.

Filed under: Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 25 Comments »

On Artful Dodgers and Tangerine Dreams…

Posted on June 25, 2012 by gooberzilla

Break out the vomit bucket, because The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring co-host Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Half heart-warming kid’s movie with a message, half boorish toilet humor comedy, this film is painfully unwatchable.

Filed under: Comedy, Fantasy, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , | 14 Comments »

Emergency Podcast System: Prometheus

Posted on June 13, 2012 by gooberzilla

We interrupt our regularly scheduled podcast to bring you this special announcement:  Prometheus is terrible.

Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hosts Ian Strope of the Futile Podcast and Rachel Pandich, author of indie comic book Aspire.

Review in a Nutshell:  Although undeniably beautiful in terms of cinematography and production design, Prometheus suffers from a poor script with writing that disintegrates into a flaming wreck by the movie’s conclusion.  Some people claim the film posses too many unanswered questions.  I claim the opposite: the film answers too many questions, and the answers it gives are dumb.

Filed under: Horror, Robots, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , | 61 Comments »

Flower, Ew?

Posted on April 23, 2012 by gooberzilla

Break out the silver bullets, because Monster Dog is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, feauting Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Staggeringly terrible rubber werewolf puppets mixed with spooky cinematography and a great location, Monster Dog is not quite Troll 2 levels of awesome, but it comes awfully close.

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Werewolves, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , | 7 Comments »

Good-bye, Legacy.

Posted on February 26, 2012 by gooberzilla

Hold onto your golden tickets, because Last Action Hero is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring shameless Last Action Hero apologist, Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Part meta-narrative.  Part satire of violent Eighties action movies.  Part heart-warming children’s film.  Last Action Hero is a film with an identity crisis.

Filed under: Comedy, Commando, Drama, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments »

Occupy Omni Consumer Products?

Posted on January 14, 2012 by gooberzilla

Fuel up the jet pack and unpack the robot ninjas, because RoboCop 3 is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Urban revolutionaries, machine gun arm attachments, and Mohawk-sporting goons…somehow it all goes terribly, terribly wrong in this film directed by Fred Dekker and written by Frank Miller.  Not even Rip Torn can save this movie.

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Ninjas, Robots, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments »

The Seduction of Shark-Man

Posted on July 30, 2011 by gooberzilla

Batten down the hatches, because Cabin Boy is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Do not be fooled by that enticing poster art.  Cabin Boy is neither “hilarious” nor “fun”.  It will make your brain hurt, and not in a good way.

This movie contains:

Ice Monsters.

Cupcakes.

Russ Tamblyn, Siren of the Deep.

Filed under: Comedy, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments »

Curse You, Euclid!

Posted on June 2, 2011 by gooberzilla

Hold onto your boots, because Cube Zero is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Hopelessly crippled by ridiculous writing and bad ideas, Cube Zero takes a decent little science fiction / horror series and piledrives it into the pavement.  Its badness has to be seen to be believed.

Filed under: Horror, Most Dangerous Game, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: , , , , , | 15 Comments »

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