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The Seduction of Shark-Man
Batten down the hatches, because Cabin Boy is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review in a Nutshell: Do not be fooled by that enticing poster art. Cabin Boy is neither “hilarious” nor “fun”. It [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 11 so far )Curse You, Euclid!
Hold onto your boots, because Cube Zero is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review in a Nutshell: Hopelessly crippled by ridiculous writing and bad ideas, Cube Zero takes a decent little science fiction / [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 15 so far )Double Feature: Adamantium (Nerd) Rage
Unsheath those claws, because we’re serving up a double-header of the Greatest Movie EVER! First, X-men Origins: Wolverine may not be the Greatest Movie EVER, but at least Logan’s hair looks fabulous. And second, X-men III: The Last Stand will make your inner nerd whimper for mercy. Click on the movie titles above to [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 18 so far )Something Horrible in time for Halloween…
Gnash your teeth in agony, because Cool World is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Gerald Rathkolb from AnimeWorldOrder. Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by a wretched script, bad performances, and a non-stop deluge of [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 25 so far )Not to be confused with Werewolf Women of the S.S.
Break out the flea collars, because Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is The Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host Keith Allison from Teleport City. Review in a Nutshell: Featuring titanium bullets, new wave rockers, and an [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )The Napoleon of Underwater Fish Crimes
Don’t go in the water, because Jaws: The Revenge is (definitely not) The Greatest Movie EVER! Click the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film. Review in a Nutshell: Stock footage, dodgy editing, immobile shark props, and Michael Caine are a powerful combination indeed. Watch it with someone you love; they [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 15 so far )Sho Kosugi, You Are Not James Bond.
Break out those exploding shurikens, because Rage of Honor is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download the review. Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by terrible camera-work and Sho Kosugi’s broken Engrish, Rage of Honor is not an ideal ninja movie. Still, we at the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )“Why does Zeus Need a Nightclub?”
Bringing new meanings to the term “divine punishment”, Xanadu is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: This movie is painful. Watch it at your own peril. The film contains: Electric Neon Greek Minor Deities. Gene Kelly on Rollerskates. Uhh… Hey, it was the Eighties.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 15 so far )The Loneliness of Atomic-Powered Cephalopods
Beware of stock footage in the swamp, because Bride of the Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: This movie contains Wood-en acting, lousy sets, rubber animals, and a veritable cavalcade of absurdities. I love it dearly. This movie also contains: SCIENCE! Shaved Yetis. Atomic Monsters?
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