“I Demand Authentic Stallone Butt”
Gas up the monster trucks, because Tango & Cash is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hosts Daryl and Gerald of AnimeWorldOrder and Guy Woodruff of DEEP HURTING. Review in a Nutshell: Mere words fail to describe how truly [...]
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Hold onto your sushi, because Wasabi is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. NOTE: Technically difficulties caused Sean’s end of the conversation to “clip” during recording. We apologize for the sound quality in advance. Review in a [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Ax Dancing, Sexy Robots, Rambo, Red Sonja?
Remember to eat your fruit and vegetables, because Cobra is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder. Review in a Nutshell: There are some movies that define an era, embedding themselves in the fabric of [...]
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Buckle up for another double-feature, because Con Air and The Rock are the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the image or the movie titles above to download our reviews of the films, featuring another invasion from Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman. Review in a Nutshell: These films are dumb. Really, really dumb. But at [...]
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Break out those exploding shurikens, because Rage of Honor is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download the review. Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by terrible camera-work and Sho Kosugi’s broken Engrish, Rage of Honor is not an ideal ninja movie. Still, we at the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )John Cena loves Explosions
Strap on your explosion-proof T-shirt, because The Marine is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: The Marine is a throwback to an earlier era in action movies, when the heroes were nigh-invulnerable and the mayhem was constant. I wouldn’t have it any other way. This photo demonstrates both John Cena’s incredible ‘Angry Face’ [...]
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This is the only picture that should be required to convince you that Death Race is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: On one hand, indistinguishable gray vehicles firing machine guns at one another in an ash-colored soup of choppy action scenes. On the other hand, Mario Kart power-ups and Robin Shou. On the gripping [...]
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