Posted on February 26, 2012 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your golden tickets, because Last Action Hero is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring shameless Last Action Hero apologist, Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Part meta-narrative. Part satire of violent Eighties action movies. Part heart-warming children’s film. Last Action Hero is a film with an identity crisis.
Filed under: Comedy, Commando, Drama, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Art Carney, Austin O'Brien, Charles Dance, F. Murray Abraham, Film within a Film, John McTiernan, Parody, Satire, Shane Black | 13 Comments »
Posted on September 20, 2009 by gooberzilla
Strap on your sandals, because Conan the Destroyer is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: It may not have James Earl Jones, but it has Grace Jones, and I think that more than makes up for it, thank you very much.
This movie contains:
Grace Jones being Crazy.
GORILLA WIZARD GHOSTS.
Addendum: Scouring the Internet has uncovered this picture, evidence that suggests that Andre the Giant was in the fact the man in the Dagoth suit.
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Conan, Fantasy, Grace Jones, Richard Fleischer, Sword and Sandals, Tracey Walter, Wilt Chamberlain | 9 Comments »
Posted on February 3, 2009 by gooberzilla
Strap on your fur loincloth, because Conan the Barbarian is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: By Krom, this movie is homoerotic!
This film contains:
Arnold Schwarzenneger in various fruity costumes.
James Earl Jones, Master of Mesmerism.
Tremendous Snake Face.
Filed under: Drama, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Conan, Fantasy, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Oliver Stone, Robert E. Howard, Sword and Sandals | 29 Comments »
Posted on February 10, 2008 by gooberzilla
Grab a six-pack of Cadre Cola, because The Running Man
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Oh, yeah. Arnold’s in it, too.
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
“Maybe you should drive, Ice-T?”
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Most Dangerous Game, Sci Fi | Tagged: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dystopia, Jesse Ventura, Jim Brown, Most Dangerous Game, Professor Toru Tanaka, Reality TV, Richard Bachman, Richard Dawson, Science Fiction, Stephen King, Yaphet Kotto | 10 Comments »