Julian Sands, Handsome Devil

Hide the druid stones, because Warlock: The Armageddon is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Perhaps it was in questionable taste to release a review of a violent, supernatural horror movie filled with druids and dark magic on Easter Sunday…

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Not to be confused with Werewolf Women of the S.S.

Break out the flea collars, because Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is The Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host Keith Allison from Teleport City.

Review in a Nutshell:  Featuring titanium bullets, new wave rockers, and an eight thousand year old werewolf matriarch, Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is a stupifyingly terrible film.  It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the helmet by a morningstar-wielding midget.  Watch it with someone you love.

This movie contains:

Christopher Lee in Raver Shades.

Black Magic.

Force Lightning.

Ugly American Tourism.

Halloween Double Feature!


As a special Halloween-themed treat (or is it a trick?), we declare that

Hocus Pocus and Empire of the Ants are the Greatest Movies EVER!

Reviews in a Nutshell: Hocus Pocus has Sarah Jessica Parker as a sorcerous seductress.  Empire of the Ants has giant, radioactive ants.  What more needs to be said?

These movies (respectively) contain:

ZOMG GIANT ANTS.

SATAN.

Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
It's not so bad...
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Hey there!
Friendly Corpses.
ARGH!
TORTURE!
I see what you did there...
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
See, he's smiling.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…
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