Posted on April 9, 2012 by gooberzilla
Hide the druid stones, because Warlock: The Armageddon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Perhaps it was in questionable taste to release a review of a violent, supernatural horror movie filled with druids and dark magic on Easter Sunday…
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tagged: Anthony Hickox, Black Magic, David Twohy, Druids, Julian Sands, Paula Marshall, Warlock | 6 Comments »
Posted on October 10, 2010 by gooberzilla
Break out the flea collars, because Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is The Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host Keith Allison from Teleport City.
Review in a Nutshell: Featuring titanium bullets, new wave rockers, and an eight thousand year old werewolf matriarch, Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is a stupifyingly terrible film. It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the helmet by a morningstar-wielding midget. Watch it with someone you love.
This movie contains:
Christopher Lee in Raver Shades.
Ugly American Tourism.
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Werewolves, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Black Magic, Christopher Lee, Gary Brandner, Philippe Mora, Reb Brown, Sybil Danning, Transylvania, Werewolves | 4 Comments »
Posted on October 23, 2008 by gooberzilla
As a special Halloween-themed treat (or is it a trick?), we declare that
Hocus Pocus and Empire of the Ants are the Greatest Movies EVER!
Reviews in a Nutshell: Hocus Pocus has Sarah Jessica Parker as a sorcerous seductress. Empire of the Ants has giant, radioactive ants. What more needs to be said?
These movies (respectively) contain:
ZOMG GIANT ANTS.
Filed under: Comedy, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Sci Fi, Zombies | Tagged: Bette Midler, Black Magic, Doug Jones, Empire of the Ants, Giant Insects, H.G. Wells, Halloween Movies, Hocus Pocus, Joan Collins, Kathy Najimy, Kenny Ortega, Omri Katz, Radiation, Sarah Jessica Parker, Thora Birch, Witchcraft | 11 Comments »
Posted on March 29, 2008 by gooberzilla
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
This film contains:
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Zombies | Tagged: Bill Pullman, Black Magic, Horror Movies, Voodoo, Wade Davis, Wes Craven, Zakes Mokae, Zombies | 15 Comments »