Hey, everyone. Carl Boehm of The Info Zombie invited me to talk about John Carpenter’s Halloween and the challenges of horror literature.
CLICK HERE or on the graphic above to check it out.
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Fire up your motorcycle, because Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder and Rachel Pandich, author of Aspire.
Review in a Nutshell: This movie is enjoyably terrible, and the review strays into some surprisingly intellectual territory. We are all shameless Nicolas Cage apologists. Do not believe our lies.
Filed under: Comic Book Movies, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Zombies | Tagged: Brian Taylor, Christopher Lambert, Comic Book Movies, Eastern Europe, Ghost Rider, Horror, Idris Elba, Mark Neveldine, Marvel Comics, Marvel Knights, Neveldine / Taylor, Nicolas Cage | 10 Comments »
Pack up the peacocks, because The Screaming Skull is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of the Mistress of Malapropisms.
(This episode is part of a cross promotional theme month for The Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit.)
Review in a Nutshell: Make sure your life insurance policy is up to date and notify your next of kin, because The Screaming Skull just might frighten you to death!
This movie contains:
Skulls.
Skulls.
Skulls.
Normal Wife.
Skeleton Wife.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tagged: 1950s Movies, Alex Nichol, Black & White Films, Ghost Stories, Gimmicks, Horror, Russ Conway, Skeletons, Skulls | 11 Comments »
Get ready to tune your weapons, because Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film.
Review in a Nutshell: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare is an astounding combination of eighties metal, demonic horror, and a third secret ingredient that makes this movie a low-budget mind-blower. Do not miss this film!
ERRATA: Jon Mikl Thor was in a movie called Zombie Nightmare, not “Zombie Massacre”, and he was on the Merv Griffin Show, not the Johnny Carson Show. We needed to clear that up.
This film contains:
The Eighties.
WTF?
FINAL THOUGHT:
WE LIVE TO ROCK!
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tagged: Canada, Demons, Heavy Metal, Horror, John Fasano, Jon Mikl Thor, Rock and Roll | 10 Comments »
Break out the repeating crossbows, because Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or movie title above to download our review of the film.
Review in a Nutshell: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the best of the Underworld series, mostly because it riffs on Lord of the Rings rather than The Matrix. Also, this time the vampires finally get what’s coming to them.
This movie contains:
Ugly Vampires.
Scruffy Werewolves.
‘Unconfirmed’ Kills.
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Vampires, Werewolves | Tagged: Bill Nighy, Dark Ages, Dark Fantasy, Horror, Michael Sheen, Patrick Tatopoulos, Rhona Mitra, Underworld, Vampires, Werewolves | 12 Comments »
Fire up your flame-thrower, because John Carpenter’s The Thing is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.
Review in a Nutshell: Brimming over with gore and paranoia, John Carpenter’s The Thing is a pessimistic vision and a luminary example of the science fiction / horror subgenre.
COMING SOON!
“You fool! My kung fu is best!”
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Beware of stock footage in the swamp, because Bride of the Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movie contains Wood-en acting, lousy sets, rubber animals, and a veritable cavalcade of absurdities. I love it dearly.
This movie also contains:
SCIENCE!
Shaved Yetis.
Atomic Monsters?
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Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Video Game Movies, Zombies | Tagged: Clint Howard, Horror, House of the Dead, Jurgen Prochnow, Ona Grauer, Uwe Boll, Video Game Movies, Will Sanderson, Zombies | 14 Comments »
