Posted on September 23, 2012 by gooberzilla
Fire up your Thermos cannons, because Alien: Resurrection is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean Ryan of the Alpha Counter podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: Strong set design and the presence of Ron Perlman are not enough to save Alien: Resurrection, a film that is saddled with a mediocre Joss Whedon script and the bizarre cinematic affectations of Jean-Pierre Jeunet.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: Aliens, Brad Dourif, Dan Hedaya, Gary Dourdan, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Joss Whedon, Mad Science, Michael Wincott, Ron Perlman, Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Xenomorph | 19 Comments »
Posted on September 9, 2012 by gooberzilla
Hold onto you noses, because Conan the Barbarian (2011) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman.
Review in a Nutshell: Although the film contains good casting and some truly hilarious moments, the new Conan film is missing a certain something that puts our guest hosts ill at ease. Paul still considers it to be the “feel-good family comedy of the year.”
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Barbarians, Conan, Dark Fantasy, Hyboria, Jason Momoa, Marcus Nispel, Robert E. Howard, Ron Perlman, Rose McGowan, Sword and Sorcery | 18 Comments »
Posted on January 1, 2012 by gooberzilla
Break out your Seal of Solomon rings, because Season of the Witch is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Jon Brescia.
Review in a Nutshell: Triple-wolves, zombie monks, Ron Perlman head-butting everything in sight, and Nicolas Cage’s primordial hair piece…what’s not to like about this ridiculous supernatural “thriller”?
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Zombies | Tagged: Black Death, Crusades, Dark Ages, Nicolas Cage, Plagues, Ron Perlman, Supernatural Thrillers | 5 Comments »
Posted on May 16, 2010 by gooberzilla
Break out the boomerangs, because In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, aka Jason Statham Rides a Horse and Kills People, is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Uwe Boll has an amazing gift to take any film of any genre and any budget-level and transform it into a clattering wreck of ineptitude punctuated with moments of actual competance. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is no exception, and might possibly be Boll’s magnum opus.
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Uwe Boll | Tagged: Burt Reynolds, Fantasy, Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Uwe Boll, Video Game Movies, Will Sanderson | 13 Comments »