Posted on December 9, 2011 by gooberzilla
Load up the tranquilizer guns, because Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend is the “Greatest” Movie EVER.
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M. and some embarrassing childhood stories.
Review in a Nutshell: Slow, ponderous, and not particularly bright … and that’s not describing the dinosaurs! I loved this movie as a kid; I had terrible taste.
Filed under: Dinosaurs, Drama, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Apatosaurus, Bill L. Norton, Brontosaurus, Cryptozoology, Dinosaurs, Ivory Coast, Jungle Adventures, Mokele-mbembe, Paleontology, Patrick McGoohan, Sean Young, William Katt | 10 Comments »
Posted on May 5, 2011 by gooberzilla
Strap in your noseplugs, because Dune (1984) is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Ugly and incomprehensible, the David Lynch version of Dune is a muddled mess that lacks even the redeeming qualities of David Lynch’s usual cinematic weirdness. On the plus side, Sting in a Thong!
This movie contains:
STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG!
Ummm…what the heck is going on here?
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi | Tagged: Brad Dourif, David Lynch, Dune, Everett McGill, Frank Herbert, Freddie Jones, Jurgen Prochnow, Kyle MacLachlan, Max von Sydow, Patrick Stewart, Sandworms, Science Fiction Films, Sean Young, Sting, Virginia Madsen | 20 Comments »
Posted on July 31, 2010 by gooberzilla
Hide your periscopes and ladies underwear, because Fire Birds is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Eeeper of the Eeeper’s Choice Podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: Fire Birds tries to be Top Gun with helicopters instead of fighter jets and South American drug lords instead of the U.S.S.R. It doesn’t really work, but did you just see that freakin’ chopper explode?
This movie contains:
Trust us, it’s for SCIENCE!
Filed under: Commando, Drama, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Helicopters, Nicolas Cage, Sean Young, Tommy Lee Jones | 7 Comments »