Posted on June 10, 2012 by gooberzilla
Fuel up the helicopter, because Shark Attack in the Mediterranean is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.
Review in a Nutshell: A perfect storm of hilarious dubbing and scenes lifted from other, bigger movies, Shark Attack in the Meditarranean, aka Shark Alarm off Mallorca, features surprisingly good CG sharks and the charming antics of bodybuilder-turned-actor Ralf Moeller. As always, M.O.M. loves the scenery.
Filed under: Dinosaurs, Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi | Tagged: German Films, Made for TV Movies, Mallorca, Megalodon, Ralf Moeller, Science Fiction Films, Sharks | 3 Comments »
Posted on January 21, 2010 by gooberzilla
Don’t go in the water, because Jaws: The Revenge is (definitely not) The Greatest Movie EVER!
Click the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.
Review in a Nutshell: Stock footage, dodgy editing, immobile shark props, and Michael Caine are a powerful combination indeed. Watch it with someone you love; they will hate you for it.
This movie contains:
Mario Van Peebles, Black MacGuyver.
This will end well.
THIS is how you show sea-dwelling creatures who is boss.
Also, click HERE to see comedian Richard Jeni’s take on Jaws: The Revenge.
Filed under: Horror, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Bahamas, Jaws, Joseph Sargent, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Sharks | 15 Comments »