Where does the rocket sled go?

Posted on July 21, 2012 by gooberzilla

Fire up the rocket-sled, because TIMECOP is the greatest movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Ridiculous nudity, bad physics, henchmen with villainous hair, Ron Silver stealing every scene he’s in, and Jean Claude doing the splits.  Truly, TIMECOP is the apex of Western film.

This movie contains:

Presented without further comment.

ERRATA:  I meant Joel Schumacher, not Jerry Bruckheimer, when discussing Flatliners.

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Chronos is a Jerk.

Posted on March 5, 2012 by gooberzilla

Fire up the afterburners, because The Final Countdown is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Celebrity Translator Neil Nadelman.

Review in a Nutshell:  A military documentary masquerading as a time travel film, The Final Countdown has some amazing visuals of modern technology in action.  Don’t expect a deep exploration of alternative histories or time paradoxes, though.

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