Obligatory ‘Bad Dudes’ Reference.

State of the Union

April 1st comes early, and XXX: State of the Union is the Greatest Movie EVER.

This film contains:

Baddest Man on the Planet.

Ice Cube…

Billy Bob Baker, Baptist Preacher!

Ice Cube, Surly Waiter!

…Master of Disguise!

Also featuring:

TANK! !KANT

Tanks!

KA-BOOM!

Lots and Lots of Explosions.

NOTE:

Vin Diesel is the Man.

Riddick not appearing in this Episode.

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Return of the Black Hole of Awesomeness.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Despite the fact that Mom picked it out, Trespass is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This film is all about:

Bill Saxton.  He's a sad kitty in this movie.

Bill Paxton!

Ice T, yo.

Ice T!

Ice Cube in the hizzie!

And Ice Cube, yo!

Tiny Lister.  For all your not-so-tiny needs.

(Also featuring Tom “Tiny” Lister.)

Vanilla Ice...?

Robert Van Winkle not appearing in this episode.

snakes…Snakes…SNAAAAAAAKES!!!

 

Anaconda is the Greatest Movie EVER (involving a Giant Snake).

 

0 Minutes, 36 Seconds In ~ 5 Minutes, 23 Seconds In:

It’s mail-call, yo.

 

8 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

J-Lo. She’s TPBSM. (Too Pretty to Be a Scientist.)

 

9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Jon Voight, the Star of this Picture?

 

11 Minutes, 25 Seconds In:

“I am sooooooooo relaxed.”

 

13 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:

The REAL Star of this Picture.

 

15 Minutes, 52 Seconds In:

Ice Cube is the Baddest Man on the Planet.

 

COMING SOON!

`Nuff said.

Angry Alien Ghosts, American Idol, and Alice Cooper

Ghosts of Mars is the Greatest Movie EVER! And don’t let any Closet Dino-sympathizers tell you differently. (^_~)

3 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:
Ice Cube, Master thespian! Witness his staggering range of emotions:
Angry.

Miffed.

Irritated.

11 Minutes, 41 Seconds In:

Natasha Henstridge at her finest.

14 Minutes, 30 Seconds In:

Big Daddy Manson — er, I mean, “Mars”.


Big Daddy Mars has got the public speaking skillz.