No Love for Nemmy?


We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…

 

6 Minutes, 31 Seconds In:

In think Isaac Newton himself said it was physically impossible to bungee-jump out of a helicopter while dual-wielding Berettas…

 

7 Minutes, 10 Seconds In:

Milla loves her machine-pistols.

 

8 Minutes, 42 Seconds In:

The lonely death of Nikolai.

 

21 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

Nemmy need hug?

 

COMING SOON!

A huge snake…but NOT also poisonous.

So Bad, It will Melt Your Brain.

Podcast. Reviewed Alien vs. Predator. Barely survived the experience.

Tell my Mom I love her!