Wax Off?

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Grab your TurtleWax and a bucket of paint, because
The Karate Kid is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Young Love.
The World’s Evil-est Karate Instructor and his Aryan Horde.
Johnny. Evil, or Just Misunderstood?
An Academy Award Nominated performance by Noriyuki “Pat” Morita.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
The Tingler is loose in the theater! Scream, SCREAM FOR YOUR LIVES!