“Why does Zeus Need a Nightclub?”

Bringing new meanings to the term “divine punishment”, Xanadu is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  This movie is painful.  Watch it at your own peril.

The film contains:

Electric Neon Greek Minor Deities.

Gene Kelly on Rollerskates.

Uhh…

Hey, it was the Eighties.