The Lost Boys is the Greatest Movie EVER. After all, a billion angsty teenagers that shop at Hot Topic can’t all be wrong…
9 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:
Who could possibly choose between these two, burning hunks of Manhood?
17 Minutes, 14 Seconds In:
When Undeath hands you lemons, make lemon-aide.
(Or blood-aide, if you’re a vampire.)
20 Minutes, 2 Seconds In:
Nanook, Mightiest of Vampire-Slayers!
The Dog-tackle(TM).
T-Minus:
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IGNITION!
Gentlemen, we have Dog-tackle(TM).
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 
Note that Kiefer Sutherland was also evil in “Stand By Me”.
And he was, while not evil, a collaborator in “Dark City”.