The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Keep your vaccines up to date, because Antiviral (2012) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Gerard from Canada, aka “Ink”.
Review in a Nutshell: A body horror film with an emphasis on the body, Antiviral (2012) is a movie that makes the viewer feel good to feel bad.
Observe the proper safety protocols, because My Bloody Valentine (1981) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: Savaged by critics as derivative and derogatory when first released, My Bloody Valentine (1981) is a gem among the slasher subgenre for its attention to detail, strong production design, sympathetic characters and gruesome gore effects.
Watch out for dark-cloaked killers, because The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the title or the movie poster above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: The debut film of Dario Argento, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970) is a stylish nod to Hitchcock’s suspense films with a sleazy Italian giallo twist. Come for the murder, stay for the social commentary.
Watch out for cults and conspiracies, because Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: Visually opulent, narratively over-stuffed, and full of questionable politics, Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) blends a dozen different genres into a single action film, sometimes succeeding and sometimes stumbling along the way.
Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeremy Kaufmann of Violence Mars.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget horror-comedy with a punk rock soundtrack, The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is both intensely political and acerbically satirical. “Send more cops.”
Watch out for magic tricks, because Lord of Illusions (1995) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Franklin Raines of Oddity Game Seekers.
Review in a Nutshell: Crossing supernatural horror with a film noir sensibility, Lord of Illusions (1995) has strong production design and good performances from a bevy of character actors, but it suffers from sluggish pacing and an inconsistent tone. It’s an interestingly messy film.
Hold on to your old-timey antique weapons, because Ready or Not (2019) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A gruesome, darkly satirical and very pointed horror-comedy that also serves as a reverse “home invasion” film, Ready or Not (2019) wears its politics on its sleeve.
Hold on to your interdimensional magical gems, because Psycho Goreman (2020) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy with the sensibilities of a Nineties kid’s show crossed with a video game (complimentary), Psycho Goreman (2020) has strong comic timing, great production design, and solid performances from its cast.
Watch out for booby-traps, because The People Under the Stairs (1991) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: While the horror elements of the film may seem tame by modern standards, The People Under the Stairs (1991) is buoyed up by strong performances, solid production design, and an absolutely scathing sense of social and political commentary.
Watch out for booby traps, because Dave Made a Maze (2017) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A warm, genuinely funny horror-comedy with great production design and a touching theme, Dave Made a Maze (2017) is a wonderfully imaginative film with a small budget and a big heart.
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