More fun than a Nuclear-powered Ox-Cart…

Stealth, like Reign of Fire, is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER. (Not great enough to be Greatest, not worse enough to be Worst.)

1 Minutes, 4 Seconds In:

EDI, the star of this picture. If I were in charge, I would design all of my robot-pilot AIs with friendly, soothing green LEDs, rather than the angry, rebellious red ones.

10 Minutes, 23 Seconds In:

(…I’m sorry, was I supposed to write a comment here? I got a little…distracted…)

11 Minutes, 38 Seconds In:

OX-CART NUKES OMG!

21 Minutes, 6 Seconds In:

Ganesh, the Remover of Obstacles.

COMING SOON!

Just in time for the holidays, the most horrifying film to hit the screen!