Posted on December 20, 2015 by gooberzilla
Prepare coffee for your horses, because R.O.T.O.R. is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the VHS cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew Collie of CollectionDX.
Review in a Nutshell: An inspired rip-off of both The Terminator and RoboCop, R.O.T.O.R. is the sort of film that is breath-taking in its complete and total cinematic incompetence. It must be seen to be believed.
That pose looks awfully familiar…
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Budd Lewis, Cullen Blaine, Jayne Smith, Margaret Trigg, R.O.T.O.R., Richard Gesswein, Robots, Science Fiction Films, Texas | 7 Comments »
Posted on January 24, 2014 by gooberzilla
Come on out of your shell, because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER.
Review in a Nutshell: This one’s a bloodbath. I believe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is a bad movie that does not hold up to starry-eyed childhood nostalgia. My co-hosts disagree. I get to write these blurbs, though, so I WIN! MWA HA HA!
Filed under: Comedy, Comic Book Movies, Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Werewolves, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Comic Book Movies, Kevin Clash, Kevin Eastman, Kevin Nash, Ninja, Peter Laird, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 31 Comments »
Posted on January 16, 2014 by gooberzilla
Button up your diapers, because Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew of Collection DX.
Review in a Nutshell: Universally pilloried for Stallone’s poor performance, the terrible writing, and the lame jokes, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is not as bad as you would expect it to be, largely because Estelle Getty is quite a charming lady. This film plays like a forensic examination on how not to make a comedy, and for that reason I find it fascinating.
Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Blake Snyder, Buddy Cop Movies, Comedy, Estelle Getty, Los Angeles, Martin Ferrero, Roger Rees, Roger Spottiswoode, Sylvester Stallone | 4 Comments »
Posted on November 14, 2010 by gooberzilla
Unsheath those claws, because we’re serving up a double-header of the Greatest Movie EVER!
First, X-men Origins: Wolverine may not be the Greatest Movie EVER, but at least Logan’s hair looks fabulous.
And second, X-men III: The Last Stand will make your inner nerd whimper for mercy.
Click on the movie titles above to download our reviews of the films, featuring a very heart-broken Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Filed under: Comic Book Movies, Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER | Tagged: Anna Paquin, Brett Ratner, Comic Book Movies, Famke Janssen, Gavin Hood, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Kelsey Grammar, Liev Schreiber, Marvel Comics, Patrick Stewart, Wolverine, X-men | 18 Comments »
Posted on October 31, 2009 by gooberzilla
Conga to the beat of the steel-drums, mon, because Weekend at Bernies II is the Greatest (Worst) Movie EVER!
Click the poster or the movie title to download the review.
Review in a Nutshell: Remember Nietzsche? That whole gazing into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you thing? He was talking about this movie.
This movie contains:
Voodoo Mind Control.
We completely neglected to mention Barry Bostwick.
Filed under: Comedy, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Zombies | Tagged: Andrew McCarthy, Barry Bostwick, Comedy, Jonathan Silverman, Robert Klane, Terry Kiser, Virgin Islands, Voodoo, Weekend at Bernie's, Zombies | 15 Comments »
Posted on October 9, 2008 by gooberzilla
Gas up the Dune Buggy, because Doomsday is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Imagine a distillation of all the crazy stuff that made eighties action movies so remarkable, now add exploding rabbits and Ren Fair. That’s Doomsday.
This movie contains:
Punk Rock Apocalypse Cannibals.
Medieval Knights on Horseback.
Graphical Interface Manipulation Program?
This movie does not contain:
We need to do something special for episode 150.
Ah, soap. The yardstick of civilization.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Horror, Sci Fi | Tagged: Bob Hoskins, Cannibalism, David O'Hara, Doomsday, Malcolm McDowell, Neil Marshall, Neo Primitivism, Post Apocalypse Films, Punk Fashion, Rhona Mitra, Science Fiction Films | 13 Comments »