The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Prepare coffee for your horses, because R.O.T.O.R. is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the VHS cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew Collie of CollectionDX.
Review in a Nutshell: An inspired rip-off of both The Terminator and RoboCop, R.O.T.O.R. is the sort of film that is breath-taking in its complete and total cinematic incompetence. It must be seen to be believed.
FINAL THOUGHT:
That pose looks awfully familiar…
Come on out of your shell, because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER.
Review in a Nutshell: This one’s a bloodbath. I believe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is a bad movie that does not hold up to starry-eyed childhood nostalgia. My co-hosts disagree. I get to write these blurbs, though, so I WIN! MWA HA HA!
Button up your diapers, because Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew of Collection DX.
Review in a Nutshell: Universally pilloried for Stallone’s poor performance, the terrible writing, and the lame jokes, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is not as bad as you would expect it to be, largely because Estelle Getty is quite a charming lady. This film plays like a forensic examination on how not to make a comedy, and for that reason I find it fascinating.
Hold onto your belts, because Pootie Tang is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
Unsheath those claws, because we’re serving up a double-header of the Greatest Movie EVER!
First, X-men Origins: Wolverine may not be the Greatest Movie EVER, but at least Logan’s hair looks fabulous.
And second, X-men III: The Last Stand will make your inner nerd whimper for mercy.
Click on the movie titles above to download our reviews of the films, featuring a very heart-broken Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Conga to the beat of the steel-drums, mon, because Weekend at Bernies II is the Greatest (Worst) Movie EVER!
Click the poster or the movie title to download the review.
Review in a Nutshell: Remember Nietzsche? That whole gazing into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you thing? He was talking about this movie.
This movie contains:
Bernie.
Voodoo Mind Control.
We completely neglected to mention Barry Bostwick.
Gas up the Dune Buggy, because Doomsday is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Imagine a distillation of all the crazy stuff that made eighties action movies so remarkable, now add exploding rabbits and Ren Fair. That’s Doomsday.
This movie contains:
Cybernetic Eyeballs.
Punk Rock Apocalypse Cannibals.
Medieval Knights on Horseback.
Graphical Interface Manipulation Program?
This movie does not contain:
This lady.
COMING SOON:
We need to do something special for episode 150.
Ah, soap. The yardstick of civilization.
Enlist the aid of the Greek pantheon, because
Clash of the Titans is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MIND LASERS!
Horrendous Eighties Hair.
Horrifying Mechanical Abominations from the Stygian Pits of Gehenna.
Misappropriated Norwegian Monsters.
Did I mention Horrendous Hair?
What’s COMING SOON?
@#$%ing False Advertising, That’s What!
Buckle on your Power Glove, because
The Wizard is the Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
This film contains:
NINTENDO PROPAGANDA.
NINTENDO PROPAGANDA.
Morons.
Pedophiles.
COMING SOON!
A movie with Dr. Mark Dacascos and President Lou Gossett Jr
facing off against an Angry Mr. Sun.
Astonishingly mediocre, The Black Cauldron may just be
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Generic Heroes.
The Frog / Cleavage Scene.
SATAN.
COMING SOON!
“Optimus, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
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