Greg Saves Ancient China

The Lost Empire aka “The Monkey King” is the Greatest Mini-Series EVER. Don’t believe us? Does any other mini-series have…

…Bai Ling as a goddess in disguise?

…Terra cotta warriors?

…Pig-men and humorless monks?

14 Minutes, 17 Seconds In:

Saving Throw vs. Eighties Pop Culture…failed.

15 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:


16 Minutes, 14 Seconds In:

In case you can’t tell from the picture, that’s Greg with a fly’s body. Or perhaps a fly with Greg’s head.


Wait a minute…

It’s a trap!!!


“Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo, Nemmy luv you!”


  1. The fact that Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealers was written by Howard Cohen — who also directed and/or wrote the Barbarian Queen movies, the Deathstalker movies, Emmanuelle V, and Vampire Hookers (among others) might qualify it as the greatest movie ever.

    Yes, this is the type of knowledge floating around in my head.–>

  2. I made most of these screen-caps using the PowerDVD software that came with my DVD-ROM. I’m afraid I don’t have any of the demon that shoots flaming storms from his umbrella. Sorry.

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