We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…
6 Minutes, 31 Seconds In:
In think Isaac Newton himself said it was physically impossible to bungee-jump out of a helicopter while dual-wielding Berettas…
7 Minutes, 10 Seconds In:
Milla loves her machine-pistols.
8 Minutes, 42 Seconds In:
The lonely death of Nikolai.
21 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:
Nemmy need hug?
A huge snake…but NOT also poisonous.