Return of the Black Hole of Awesomeness.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Despite the fact that Mom picked it out, Trespass is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This film is all about:

Bill Saxton.  He's a sad kitty in this movie.

Bill Paxton!

Ice T, yo.

Ice T!

Ice Cube in the hizzie!

And Ice Cube, yo!

Tiny Lister.  For all your not-so-tiny needs.

(Also featuring Tom “Tiny” Lister.)

Vanilla Ice...?

Robert Van Winkle not appearing in this episode.

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7 Responses

  1. Had to check this gem out for myself! Kickass film!

    By the way, I couldn’t help noticing that the gangsters’ guns all had stuff strapped around the hand grips. It looked like several elastic bands??? Why is that? Just in case they need to tie up their amazing 80’s hair?

  2. The rubber-bands on the guns were to a provide ghetto-conscious alternative to a custom-molded handgrip.

    I’m glad you enjoyed Trespass.

    I picked it out. Don’t let Mom tell you differently.

  3. You know, I had no idea this movie even existed. My netflix queue just got one movie larger…

  4. Just wanted to chime in and let you know that I’ve devoured half a dozen episodes in the past week. Good stuff dude, I’m a fan! I hope you’ll look at “Logan’s Run” or perhaps “Victory” sometime…

  5. This movie sounds too cool to not have watched. I gotta get my hands on this one.

  6. How odd. I searched for Logan’s Run, yet found nothing. Maybe I misplaced an apostrophe.

    In that case, I rescind my now-redundant suggestion and instead recommend ‘Yor, the Hunter from the Future,’ or perhaps ‘Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn’, or maybe even ‘Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.’ The 80s were chock full of enjoyable lame sci-fi flicks with improbably long titles.

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