Milla Jovovich Must be Stopped.

The Million Dollar Hotel

Hands down, The Million Dollar Hotel is the Worst Movie EVER!

In fact, the film was so bad, I didn’t want to slog through it a third time hunting for screen-caps.

So here’s a couple pics I stole off of Google Image Search:

TomTom and Eloise.

Milla Jovovich and Jeremy Davies as Eloise and TomTom, respectively.

They hail from the Land of Bad Haircuts.

Sad Kitty.

This film makes Kitty sad. 😦


  1. Audio quality has improved significantly. You’ve ALMOST got the balancing right. Keep up the kick ass podcast.

  2. Yeah, your audio’s pretty spectacular now. Investing in a $5 pop filter would fix basically every (minor, niggling) problem that you have.

  3. Im thinking wanna be critic when I read your comments.This movie is broken poetry in motion fueled by two great youg actors,Especially Milla Jovovich.A gorgeous hottie,SHE ROCKS!

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