The Greatest Movie EVER!

Despite the presence of Chris Tucker, The Fifth Element is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Tiny Lister, Space President.

Tiny Lister, Space President.

Robo Daffy?

Space Ducks.

Which way to Mordor?

Space Orcs.

Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod.

The most annoying man in the galaxy.

Milla Jovovich as Leeloo

Oh, yeah, Milla’s in it, too. (MULTI-PASS!)


Grant Grant?

You know, a little Noxzema could clear that up…


  1. What do you mean DESPITE the presence of Chris Tucker?! D:

    This movie was actually on over the weekend, and as I hadn’t seen it in quite a while, I watched. Great stuff. Good choice for a review.

  2. I, for one, could think of no one better to play a prissy, thoroughly annoying radio personality than Chris Tucker.

    And if you don’t like the “liftoff” scene, just watch it on TNT. It’s cut to pieces.

  3. I once had to go on national radio in
    Ireland when I was 16 and defend this film from a DJ who thought the entire film existence could be justified if you could get a glimpse of Mila’s goods…

    And when I had finished taking him to town over it, the silly sonofabitch sent me out a copy of the tie-in novel and a t-shirt! For Free!

    Ha-ha! What a world!

  4. Having finally seen the movie and re-listened to the podcast I just thought I’d throw down something you might like. You were talking about liking the bulking armor of the future police and I really got the impression they were suppose to be cockroaches. Their armor is brown and their blast shields are slung onto their backs giving them the impression of wings.

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