Savage White Guy Atavism

The Greatest Movie EVER!

It’s mutant bears all day, every day, in this remarkably family unfriendly film.

That’s right, Prophecy is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This film contains:

Rugged!

Rugged Man-beards.

He likes it?

Dog Bondage.

Armand Assante, Native American!

Armand Assante, Native American!

GRAAAAR!

Owl Bears.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Oh noes, more Milla!

9 Comments

  1. I thought it was universally agreed that Dave Riley had the sexiest voice on the interwebs.

    Anyway. MULTIPASS! MOFO!

  2. Kidder says:

    Holy craps! Fifth Element is easily the Greatest Movie Ever.

  3. TonyHex says:

    Did you know that Kevin Peter Hall played the Mercury Bear?

  4. Thalasion says:

    Fith Element! You win!

  5. HaloJones-Fan says:

    Yeah, I think that the most exciting bit about this one was the announcement of the next one.

    On the other hand, I bet your forum crashed as son as MOM announced pictures of Katherine in a wetsuit.

  6. Kidder says:

    Nah, this mutant bear film sounds awesome as well. It’s just most of us have never heard of it.

  7. front-beat says:

    I cannot comment , as I am currently on posting probation , but If I were not on probation I would have made a scathing remark about Milla Jovovich.

  8. Ivan says:

    The fifth element is next? I’m quivering in anticipation!

  9. front-beat says:

    I’m just quivering full stop from movie hypothermia due to the mention of Milla’s name.

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