Mauled by the Pedo-Raptor.

The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!

Buckle on your Power Glove, because

The Wizard is the Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!

This film contains:

I dig the customized case.

Mime hands and the esoteric dodge.



That's a compromising position...




A movie with Dr. Mark Dacascos and President Lou Gossett Jr

facing off against an Angry Mr. Sun.


  1. Loknar64 says:

    Man, you guys missed how Tobey Maguire was Lucas’ friend at Video Game Armageddon, and the pipe balloons at VGA like in Commando!

    Still great.

  2. Ian says:

    You should have done this as part of a twofer kid and dad 80’s roadtrip movie and also watched Over The Top.

  3. Daryl Surat says:

    Pfft. You think you’re SO COOL, typing Mark Dacascos into Netflix and finding out about Solar Strike by pure accident.

    Well you’re NOT. Unless you got The Base (it says “from the director of Commando” right there on the cover!) first.

  4. DensityDuck says:

    Ian: They’ve already done “Over The Top”.

  5. gooberzilla says:

    Loknar64, at 25:56 into the podcast Sean explicitly mentions Tobey Maguire. I neglected to get a screen-cap, though.

    DensityDuck, we have not yet done “Over the Top”, but we plan to at some distant point in the future. We need more movies about arm-wrasslin’.

    I don’t remember exactly how I discovered Solar Attack. I think it just materialized in my mailbox one morning.

  6. DensityDuck says:

    For some reason I thought I remembered “Over The Top” being in your list. Where _did_ I see that? Odd.

  7. front-beat says:


    I am going to get flak for this , but whatever.

    The Powerglove sucked

    Worst piece of game marketing/design ever.

  8. The Powerglove rox the fat ass. It was thee 80s fashion statement! In order to properly appreciate the awesomeness of the Powerglove, you have to see Le Tigre’s Deceptacon video:

  9. front-beat says:

    Wow James that was urghhhh


  10. Dave says:

    If you say one bad word about Le Tigre I will kick you through a wall, I swear to god.

    Is Over the Top the one with scorpions? If so A++

    But then, of course it is. How many arm wrestling movies are there?

  11. front-beat says:

    Dave I am unfamiliar with Le Tigre’s works , so kicking my skull through a steel reinforced wall shall not be needed.

  12. Ian says:

    You know I don’t remember scorpions at all are you talking about the band?

  13. Ivan says:

    Pretty much the best episode ever.

    You rock, Paul.

  14. Walter says:

    Great job, as usual guys.

    Danny D — your input was poignant: exactly what I wanted to hear.
    I hope you can do some more podcasts later.

    Granted you can put up with more of these movies.

  15. Walter says:

    Also, is there a game with a non-magical whistle in it?

    Press B to activate whistle
    Description: makes a loud annoying sound

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