Video Game Movies – The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast

Bonus Episode: The Quatro Must Flow…

Obey the three drink minimum, because FP2: Beats of Rage is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.

This bonus episode is brought to you thanks to the generous contributions of the GME! Podcast patrons on Patreon.

Review in a Nutshell: A sequel that leans in hard on the rural / suburban absurdities of the first film, FP2: Beats of Rage is a loving homage to very specific period of Millenial pop culture, and whether its style of crass humor and epic fantasy nonsense will appeal to you is anybody’s guess. It hit the sweet spot for me, but my guest feels the film could have been even more exaggerated.

The Zany Hijinks of My Buddy Pyramid Head & Me

Sharpen your butcher knives, because Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: A misguided attempt to bring the plot of the films in line with the narrative of the video games, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D tries for grotesque horror and fails spectacularly with hilarious results. Few films have made me laugh this hard while attempting to scare or unsettle me.

Paul Chapman vs the Internet

Break out your Tumblr bingo card, because Scott Pilgrim vs the World may not be the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom and Rachel Pandich.

Review in a Nutshell: A technically adept film with outstanding visual composition and moments of genuine humor, Scott Pilgrim vs the World is nonetheless dragged under by an onslaught of unsympathetic characters. It is the triumph of style over substance.

He Who Controls the Liquor Store Controls the World.

Strap on your moonboots and shine up your mohawk, because The FP is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the Drafthouse-exclusive poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Daryl and Gerald of AnimeWorldOrder and Guy of ‘the Internet’.

Review in a Nutshell: A high concept, low budget comedy masquerading as an Eighties genre film, The FP is great. Let the haters hate; we love this film, yo.

Cyberpunkin’ the Information Superhighway

Boot up your Cybercycle Discs, because Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew from The Veef Show.

Review in a Nutshell: Lawnmower Man 2, aside from being a cultural artifact of early `90s science fiction film, is a hilariously inept chunk of pseudo-cyberpunk cinema that makes for a rollicking fun watch.

God Bless Uwe Boll IV: Fat Man vs Meatball Sandwich

Watch out for gray-painted super soldiers, because Far Cry is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek of the Lather’s Blather Podcast.

Review in a Nutshell: Filled with solid action sequences crippled by incompetent camerawork and bad editing, Far Cry is half good film, half Uwe Boll disaster. On the other hand, did you see that freaking chopper explode?

NEEEEEEEEERD!

Boot up your identity disc program, because TRON is the Greatest (i.e. Nerdiest) Movie EVER!

This episode features special guest host “Joey Snackpants” from Green Mustard Productions.

Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.

Review in a Nutshell: Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner are digital warriors in the computer world, rescuing the pre-Internets from the evil Master Control Program. It doesn’t get much nerdier than this.

Behold the Horrors that this Movie hath Wrought upon the Web:

Tron Guy. You’ve seen it. You can’t un-see it.

“@#$% You, Chelios!”

Signaling the triumphant return of the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast to uploading new content, we kick off the migration to the new hosting service with three movie reviews for the price of none!

Click here or click the picture above to download a podcast that examines Crank, Crank 2: High Voltage, and Gamer.

WARNING: This podcast contains dangerous levels of bleeped-out words and Daryl Surat.

Reviews in a Nutshell: Jason Statham drives a car and kills people. Gerard Butler does, too.

Click here if you wish to see the image that encapsulates the entirety of the Crank mythos.

This image is spoiler-iffic and not very polite. Viewer discretion is advised.

“I Have Stolen Your Fish!”

Tie up your hair in ox-horns, because Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is the Greatest (?) Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: Brightly-lit but grimly-scripted, The Legend of Chun-Li is a train-wreck of a film. Watch it just to prove you could.

This movie does not contain:

Chun Li?

M. Bison?

Vega?

Liu Kang?

A Very Pretty Mess

Get ready to wave some hippy crystals, because

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: Technically astonishing but emotionally empty, Final Fantasy may have worked better as a video game rather than a full-length theatrical film. A weak plot and cliche characters diminish the power of the film’s extraordinary visuals.

COMING SOON!

“Who put this giant cheese grater in my spaceship?”