Cuddle up with a cute half-orc man slave,
because Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
OH SNAP! A MIGHTY KRAKEN!
Champagne Villains.
BARBARIAN RAGE!
FINAL THOUGHT:
Undertones!
COMING SOON!
“GRRR! ARGH!”
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 
Is he sprinkling restorative bath salts on his master’s bottom?
There was a time when TV pilots got released as actual theatrical films. I saw both BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25th CENTURY and BATTLESTAR GALACTICA pilots as theatrical films.
This sounds 1) hilariously bad, and 2) a way of telling ADND fans “this is why we can’t have nice things.” So how long until a podcast about the animated video based on
Unless this film has a Beholder I refuse to see it. Its just not D&D unless you have a Beholder.
Using the Beholder criteria, is Big Trouble in Little China a D&D film?
No, Keith, it is not. However, use of a Beholder makes the film 10x cooler.
So I guess this is the Big Month Of Dino?
I don’t know…a party of adventurers…underground catacombs…wizards…monsters…all it’s missing is Tom Hanks in a pair of Elven Boots of Jumping +3 having to be talked down off the top of a building by Chris Makepeace.
THERE’S BLOOD ON MY KNIFE!
When are you going to review fight club
DO UIT please…