Drow are Wussies

Cuddle up with a cute half-orc man slave,

because Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God

is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

OH SNAP! A MIGHTY KRAKEN!

Champagne Villains.

BARBARIAN RAGE!

FINAL THOUGHT:

Undertones!

COMING SOON!

“GRRR! ARGH!”

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9 Responses

  1. Is he sprinkling restorative bath salts on his master’s bottom?

    There was a time when TV pilots got released as actual theatrical films. I saw both BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25th CENTURY and BATTLESTAR GALACTICA pilots as theatrical films.

  2. This sounds 1) hilariously bad, and 2) a way of telling ADND fans “this is why we can’t have nice things.” So how long until a podcast about the animated video based on

  3. Unless this film has a Beholder I refuse to see it. Its just not D&D unless you have a Beholder.

  4. Using the Beholder criteria, is Big Trouble in Little China a D&D film?

  5. No, Keith, it is not. However, use of a Beholder makes the film 10x cooler.

  6. So I guess this is the Big Month Of Dino?

  7. I don’t know…a party of adventurers…underground catacombs…wizards…monsters…all it’s missing is Tom Hanks in a pair of Elven Boots of Jumping +3 having to be talked down off the top of a building by Chris Makepeace.

  8. THERE’S BLOOD ON MY KNIFE!

  9. When are you going to review fight club
    DO UIT please…

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