Attach those alien nose-plugs, because Battlefield Earth is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Max Dunn.
Review in a Nutshell: Listen up, rat-brain! Just because a movie has an incomprehensible plot, hammy acting, ridiculous dialog, and goofy special effects does not mean it’s not the Greatest Movie EVER! Get that through your skull-bone!
The “sharpened log fence” is actually called a “stockade”.
Break out the matched pistols, because Face / Off is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder and Ken Nabbe, aka the Internet’s Joey Snackpants.
Review in a Nutshell: Face / Off is the American film that best showcases John Woo’s eccentricities and directorial flourishes. Whether that’s a complement or a criticism depends on how you feel about John Woo.
The movie contains:
The Mustache of Champions.
Crazy Cage Face.
A Box of Treasures.
Oh yeah, there’s something about face transplants, too.