Dream of a Blind Ninja (Not Zatoichi)

The Greatest Movie EVER!

This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,

and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

2000 Flushes?

Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.

Aw, he's sad.

Crying Freemen?

GRRR.  GRISLY MAN WITH GUN.  GRR.

“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.

NOM NOM NOM.

Haute Cuisine.

Not in the face!

“This is how blind people say hello…”

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

I smell a theme month…