Dungeons & Dragons is the Worst Movie EVER. (Although the `80s cartoon was pretty cool.)
2 Minutes, 49 Seconds In:
Sure, she’s hot and the steel bustier is downright sexy, but what self-respecting elf would wield a crossbow!?!
6 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:
Ridley Freeborn shops at Toys-R-Us.
6 Minutes, 33 Seconds In:
13 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:
Clear evidence that Dungeons & Dragons is the domain of El Diablo. See Jack Chick’s “Dark Dungeons” cartoon to learn how we may combat this insidious plot to ensnare our children.
14 Minutes, 51 Second In:
The universe’s only Fat Elf.
16 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
PURPLE HAZE / UP IN MY BRAIN!
20 Minutes, 49 Seconds In:
Tragedy strikes when the crew members realize the true horror of the Dungeons & Dragons movie…