Despite its over-enthusiastic ad copy, The Vikings is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
A keen emphasis placed on the role of swords in Norse metaphysics.
“You know, I don’t suppose I will kill you after all. I mean, standing here like this ready to strike the fatal blow,
I realize that you do resemble our late father rather strongly, and somehow it would just feel wrong to smite you
while you’re defenseless…”
“GAH! OH SNAP!”
This movie does not contain:
Giant enemy crabs. 😦