Hoist the anchor and mind the mizzenmast, because Sinbad (1989) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: A delightfully lunatic children’s fantasy hobbled by dreadful pacing and a bare-bones budget, Sinbad is nevertheless the Greatest Movie EVER to feature sock-puppet piranhas, rock monsters, and Lou Ferrigno punching his meaty fist through the Legions of the Damned.
This movie contains:
A Lost Viking.
John Steiner, Paragon of Acting Technology.
(No Skeleton Suits were Harmed in the Creation of this Post.)