The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Despite the fact that you could defeat the bad guys with a large can of Raid(TM),
Godzilla vs Gigan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie features:
Gigan!
(In retrospect, it probably was a poor choice of words
to describe Gigan using the phrase “chicken-head”.)
Anguirus!
We root for the under-dog!
Also featuring:
Corn-wielding Hippies!
Space Roaches!
And of, course…
The Showa Era Godzilla!
CLOSING THOUGHT!
Don’t forget to show your support for forcing Mom to watch Akira.
Despite pre-emptive protests by Daryl Surat from AnimeWorldOrder, Godzilla: Final Wars is the Worst Movie EVER.
Fair Warning:
You will need these if you wish to survive Godzilla: Final Wars.
2 Minutes, 24 Seconds In:
Ummm… I think I’ve seen this scene somewhere before?
5 Minutes, 58 Seconds In:
Josef Stalin saves the Universe!
14 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:
Minya-Jesus.
16 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:
I don’t know what he’s laughing about…
The Fashion-Police are about to serve an arrest warrant.
20 Minutes, 6 Seconds In – 21 Minutes, 17 Seconds In:
Despite Mom’s heartiest efforts to stop the downward spiral into madness, the Almighty Gooberzilla loses his frickin’ mind.
Oh yeah, and apparently Godzilla’s in this movie, too.
COMING SOON!
“I belieeeeeeeeeve I can flyyyyyyyyyyy…”
This week’s episode of The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features a review of Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. Yummy-licious. I’ve also decided to put up a few show notes for your ultimate edification. Enjoy.
8 Minutes, 30 seconds In:
The Lonely Death of a Put-Upon, Japanese, High-Rise Construction Worker.
12 Minutes, 25 seconds In:
FISH-FACE!!!
Not tonight, Dear, I have a Haddock.
That’s some bad Acid.
13 Minutes, 44 seconds In:
The Godzilla Rocket(TM).
That’s all for now, folks!
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