April 1st comes early, and XXX: State of the Union is the Greatest Movie EVER.
This film contains:
Ice Cube…
…Master of Disguise!
Also featuring:

Tanks!
Lots and Lots of Explosions.
NOTE:

Riddick not appearing in this Episode.
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
April 1st comes early, and XXX: State of the Union is the Greatest Movie EVER.
This film contains:
Ice Cube…
…Master of Disguise!
Also featuring:

Tanks!
Lots and Lots of Explosions.
NOTE:

Riddick not appearing in this Episode.

Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.
5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…
7 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:

Am I hot?

Or not?
14 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:

Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!
19 Minutes, 9 Seconds:

I can think of worse ways to die…
Why Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa deserves an Academy Award:



COMING SOON!
Something involving dinosaurs and time travel, something involving Flying Guillotines, or something involving Uwe Boll. ONLY TIME WILL TELL!
Today, we celebrate our Independence with a Patriotic Podcast, in which Mom and I review American Ninja. Enjoy.