It’s my Pain, It’s my Loneliness.

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Hold onto your entrails, because Fist of the North Star (1986) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film,

featuring Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder and M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.

Review in a Nutshell: A compilation film encapsulating a huge chunk of a television series that ran for over 150 episodes, Fist of the North Star is a movie that doesn’t bother to apologize or explain. It’s an acquired taste, and at best an unlikely starting point for budding anime fans.

We completely forgot to mention:

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This ship.

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The Mud Golem scene.

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Jeff Tatarek’s Horse.

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Mike Moves His Car.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because

Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Piercing Gaze of the Eagle.

Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.

GRRRR! ARRRGH!

The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.

"Do what now?"

Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.

Shin's going to go Berry Gordy on you.

THE GLOW.

"FIST OF THE NORTH STAAAAAAAR!"

HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!

This movie largely lacks:

HIDEBU!

Exploding Heads.