Mike Moves His Car.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because

Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Piercing Gaze of the Eagle.

Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.

GRRRR! ARRRGH!

The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.

"Do what now?"

Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.

Shin's going to go Berry Gordy on you.

THE GLOW.

"FIST OF THE NORTH STAAAAAAAR!"

HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!

This movie largely lacks:

HIDEBU!

Exploding Heads.

10 Comments

  1. dork at large says:

    YOU WA SHOCK!!

    Obviously Goob, now you hafta review the 1986 anime movie. Macek dub and all. (Apparently Macek himself had a VA role!)

  2. Eduardo M. says:

    Why is it no other movie has tried to include zombie Malcolm McDowell? All movies would be better with zombie Malcolm McDowell

  3. davedave24 says:

    I am so very happy you’ve covered this fantastic film.

  4. Andrew says:

    Here’s the fight in the Hokuto no Ken anime. It’s quite a feat to emulate.

  5. James Leung says:

    RIP, Chris Penn. He was a great character actor.

    What happened to the Month of Mark Dacascos? I was waiting for Only the Strong. Mark + capoeira + Miami high school + drugs = The Greatest Movie EVER!

  6. gooberzilla says:

    The Big Month of Mark Dacascos has been postponed due to a combination of technical difficulties and other planning mishaps. It will resurface eventually, but first I need to cover some other important material.

  7. Jerane says:

    Kenshiro’s shirt doesn’t get ripped off so much as it EXPLODES.

  8. Keith says:

    You have shamed me. This has been on my “get around to see it” list since it came out, and I never have. And now, it’s shipping to me c/o Netflix, along with that awul live-action Faust (the comic book version) movie. And a Mark Dacascos film. Yeah, gonna be a good weekend.

  9. dinis antonela says:

    i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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