Family Friendly Murders

The cover for the U.S. DVD release of The Private Eyes (1980), featuring artwork of Don Knotts and Tim Conway dressed as police inspectors and being menaced by a cloaked figure with a storm and a mansion in the background.

Watch out for Wookalars, because The Private Eyes (1980) is (probably not) The Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Sasquatchulous.

Review in a Nutshell: The final film starring the combined comedy duo of Don Knotts and Tim Conway, The Private Eyes (1980) is an oddly directed “manor murder mystery” spoof that suffers from a distinct lack of funny despite the talent involved.

Beware of Dog

Watch for the Werewolf Break, because The Beast Must Die is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: The Beast Must Die is a quirky hybrid of murder mystery and werewolf movie with a stellar cast that was filmed at the beautiful Shepperton Studios in England. The film’s salient features are the Werewolf Break and the fact that the werewolf was played by a large, fluffy dog.

This movie contains:

Ground Mics!

Obnoxious House Guests.

Dog on the roof. DOG ON THE ROOF!

Exploding Helicopters.