Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
John Waters, Space Commando?
Mild Eye Trauma.
Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
KURT “MADE YOU BLINK” RUSSELL.
COMING SOON!
An unofficial bonus episode, because you requested it…

DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN’ FOR YA!