Posted on May 28, 2009 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your eyeballs, because Event Horizon is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Review in a Nutshell: Cobbling together elements from Solaris, Hellraiser, Alien, and The Shining does not guarantee a good science fiction / horror film. The movie’s strong cast and solid set design can’t compensate for a disconnected, fundamentally absurd plot.
Sho Kosugi does some funky hand-jive.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi | Tagged: Gore, Horror Movies, Jason Isaacs, Laurence Fishburne, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sam Neil, Science Fiction Films, Sean Pertwee | 17 Comments »
Posted on January 27, 2009 by gooberzilla
This is the only picture that should be required to convince you
that Death Race is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: On one hand, indistinguishable gray vehicles firing machine guns at one another in an ash-colored soup of choppy action scenes. On the other hand, Mario Kart power-ups and Robin Shou. On the gripping hand, Jason Statham.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Most Dangerous Game, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi | Tagged: Action Movies, Death Race, Ian McShane, Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Most Dangerous Game, Paul W.S. Anderson, Remakes, Robin Shou, Tyrese Gibson | 11 Comments »
Posted on April 24, 2008 by gooberzilla
Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and
Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.
This movie contains:
Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.
“Hey, where’d my character go?”
Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.
CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)
Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.
Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi, Video Game Movies, Zombies | Tagged: Albert Wesker, Claire Redfield, Milla Jovovich, Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil, T-Virus, Umbrella Corporation, Video Game Movies, Zombies | 14 Comments »
Posted on January 7, 2008 by gooberzilla
Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
John Waters, Space Commando?
Mild Eye Trauma.
Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
KURT “MADE YOU BLINK” RUSSELL.
An unofficial bonus episode, because you requested it…
DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN’ FOR YA!
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi | Tagged: Gary Busey, Jason Isaacs, Kurt Russell, Military Science Fiction, Paul W.S. Anderson, Soldier | 12 Comments »