Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold is the Worst Movie EVER. But even so, I still love you, Golan-Globus! Come back to me; all is forgiven!
2 Minutes, 1 Second In:
Mom punks me out with the promise of home-baked goodness.
4 Minutes, 7 Seconds In and 10 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
Shenanigans are called on Indiana Jones and J.R.R. Tolkien, respectively.
That’s it for now. Until next time. PEACE!